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Bonus Chapter: The Gospel According to Chair 1 (aka The Peasant Prophecy & Other Lost Scriptures) Somewhere in the cesspool of Quora, amidst questions about “best toothpaste brand” and “is my cat plotting to kill me,” Casper has decided to bless the world with what he calls wisdom but what doctors would classify as untreated Word Salad Disorder . Let’s begin our reading from the Book of Brokie, Verse 17: “Brokie people mentality does tho not have peasants to serve. The child is a gift not a slave. To the gallons with this wench or drunken fool, we shall enslave ur family for 7 generations because of speaking such horrid ridicule.” Translation: He read one meme about generational trauma and decided to roleplay as a feudal lord with a WiFi connection. Then there’s the Letter to the Narcissians (Chair 1:7): “Yes repent and intercept is narcisim encompass reminder that my asking forgiveness is merely a formality. It was not you to forgive me but me to forgi...